WIVES.....in the most traditional sense :)

Let me introduce to you Christina on the left and Chris in the middle holding two week old Charlotte! These are my wives, yes, my wives.

Once, I was a traditional wife...it was like asking me to live in a box and only come out when spoken to. I had claustrophobia and a stomach ache for three years. When I got divorced my husband asked if I still had a stomach ache. I said 'no'. He said, ' I didn't think so', and turned and walked away. He knew it and I knew it. It is not a sad tale you see, as he went and got a new one and well, so did I. I got several.

Not in the traditional, biblical sense, but in the most common sense sort of way. These women are my friends. They bust my tail when I am hiding from the truth. They don't tell me I am fat, they tell me I am 'juicy couture' and that I had better not have desert tonight. And somehow manage to get my tail out of bed at 8 am to climb a mountain. These women never fail. If they do, we do it together. We face it together. When one falls the other takes care of the children and puts Epsom salts in her bath. She even calls and jams up the guy who broke her heart this time. These are my true wives. I love the men in my life, but my wives are there when the shit stinks. And they don't even crinkle their nose. They feed me, bath me and push me when I think I cannot go further.

I am so grateful for my wives. These are not the only two. I have wives who don't even know they are my wives, but I think it would freak their husbands out if I called them that. So I don't.

My wife on the left will yell and call me her wife in various situations, public situations. It really did make me somewhat nervous as I didn't want anyone to think anything, think we really were wives...blah, blah, blah. Turns out, people think whatever they want anyway, and she lives in Northern California so no one bats an eye at this public display of affection!

Now when I date I am just honest about my wives. As you can imagine there is a lot of curiosity at first. There are bonuses to dating a woman with wives. You will never miss a meal. You will always get the truth, one way or another. You never have to go anywhere alone if you don't want to. In fact, the men quite often find them selves surrounded at a nice dinner with three or four well coiffed women. Now what man doesn't like that?

These women are life long friend's. Men have come and gone in my life in the form of husband, boyfriend or stud, like I am dating now. (that's for you honey, not my husband but would make a damn good one) But these women have always been there. They are the one's I should really be married too. That is, if I ever considered that again!

May you find life long friends in your life. They make it all worth while!

PEACE.....LOVE and MANY WIVES....